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A while back, I was in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park, walking around and taking pictures. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere, an adorable fluffy squirrel bounded out of the bushes up to me. It stopped about a foot or two away from me, stood up on its hind legs, and looked at me with the cutest little pair of cartoon woodland creature eyes. I wouldn't have been surprised if it had said, "Let's go over to the thicket and look for acorns." But it was probably wondering if I had some kind of handout.

About a month later, I was back in New York City. I was hanging out in Washington Square Park when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a thuggish looking squirrel jumped me and took my jacket, my wallet, and some might say my naivete.


The t-shirts are printed on American Apparel shirts, silk-screened (by hand) using water-based inks. They are available in sizes ranging from XS-XXXL in various Men’s and Women’s styles. If you'd like a little bit more information on the styles, you can go here. Or if you just need a sizing chart,
you can visit this page.

At the moment, the shirts get printed on demand (it's expensive to maintain an inventory when you try to have so many options available). As a result, some orders may take a little bit longer to fill while we try to bolster our inventory.

If you have questions about how long the process will take before you go and place an order, you can use this contact form.